Ailments

Thankfully all that's left of the injury to my right leg is a slight swelling on my shin. But I've been collecting various minor ailments and thought it was about time I offered a summary, with names of my own devising:
"Squelchy foot" - This is a new one and appeared on Sunday after walking on stony paths. I first noticed an odd clicking ssation on the outer part of the sole of my right foot. It's steadily developed this week and 'squelchy' is the best description I can find. It's not painful but it feels like the tissues and ligaments have become mushy. I fear I'm more flat-footed than ever.
"Nettle elbow" - caused by brushing the hedgerows as I walk. Various lumps, bumps, prickles and spots.
"Blacktoe" - a curious blackened nail on the big toe of my right foot, of uncertain provenance.
"Strappitch" - just what it says.
"Pocket blisters" - on the tips of my fingers, caused by the constant flicking of my trouser pockets as I walk.
"Stile victim" - one who has stumbled at the crossing into a field.
"Stile guru" - one who has mastered the art.

I have one or two more issues of a digestive nature but I think they're probably not for a blog!